Cricket Jokes–One liners

Cricket Jokes–One liners

• The performance of the Indian Cricket team is as erratic as electricity supply in India!
  
• During the week, the village pitch is always covered in grazing sheep. Last week, the groundsman was marking out the boundary when he heard one sheep say to another, 'Well, I've eaten all the grass at extra-cover. I think I'll try over at third man!'
  
• Boss (to liftman): 'Mr Batt is feeling ill. Would you be so kind as to escort him home?' Liftman: 'Certainly, sir. Anything else?' Boss: 'Yes. As this is Test Match week, deliver him and get a receipt!'

• The family was discussing a doubtful run-out decision. The argument went backwards and forwards, but eventually mother spoke up and said: Well, from where I was sitting-at the far end of the sofa, by the sideboard, I thought he was out!'
  
• The teacher had asked the class to write an essay on cricket. With only a few minutes left, one boy had written nothing. Suddenly, he looked up at the clock, grabbed his pen and scribbled something on the paper. The teacher read out his essay: 'No play today. Rain.'

• The two club members were talking. 'What were the statistical records of the team's tour?' 'Well, as far as we can remember-about 387 gallons of beer and 47 pubs.
  
• Q. What's the English version of LBW? A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped
  
• Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Stewart? A. The walk back to the pavilion.
  
• Q. What is Ganguly's favorite movie? A. Gone in 60 second


• After poor performance in T20, Dhoni wears a SALWAR-KAMEEZ, covers face wid shawl n sits in a bus next to a girl. Girl: "Are u Dhoni??" Dhoni: "How do u know?" Girl: "I m Nehra"